Sung to the tune of Thats Amore (When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore) When Big Eck eats his pie and he blocks out the sky - Its quite Gory When he gets out his van and the shit hits the fan - Jackanory Alarm bells ring, ding a ling a ling, ding a ling a ling - He's a Tory Wheres auld Martin today? Where has Rick gone to play? - Whats the story